February 6, 2008

Funny Matrimonial Profiles of Indian Men

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail...LOL
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* Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva , I am single i dont have female,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to
my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u
letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Shiva ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
he
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She
may never
create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life
can
run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one
brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
hold
my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as 'Parvati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in
KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,
ain't he?)

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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but while
steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME
WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
wife
and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would
be
called the woman of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")

1 comment:

Ramiya said...

Just made me laugh!
Awesome stuff...but r these true ads??? if yes, R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!