July 31, 2007

Story:Are you God's wife?

An Eye Witness Account from New York City, on a cold day in December: A little boy about 10 years old was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. 

A lady approached the boy and said, "My little fellow, why are you looking so earnestly in that window?" "I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes," was the boys reply. 

The lady took him by the hand and went into the store and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her. 

She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with a towel. By this time the clerk had returned with the socks. 

Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes. She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. 

She patted him on the head and said, "No doubt, my little fellow, you feel more comfortable now?" As she turned to go, the astonished lad caught her by the hand, and looking up in her face, with tears his eyes, asked her a question, "Are you God's Wife?"

July 30, 2007

Story:God's Choice

Most women become mothers by accident, some by choice, a few by social pressures, and a couple by habit. This year, nearly 100,000 women will become mothers of handicapped children. Did you ever wonder how mothers of handicapped children are chosen? Somehow I visualize God hovering over Earth selecting his instruments for propagation with great care and deliberation. As he observes, he instructs his angels to make notes in a giant ledger.

"Armstrong, Beth; son; patron saint, Matthew.

"Forrest, Marjorie; daughter; patron saint, Cecelia.

"Rudledge, Carrie; twins; patron saint.... give her Gerard. He's used to profanity."

Finally, he passes a name to an angel and smiles, "Give her a handicapped child."

The angel is curious. "Why this one, God? She's so happy."

"Exactly," smiles God. "Could I give a handicapped child a mother who does not know laughter? That would be cruel."

"But has she patience?" asks the angel.

"I don't want her to have too much patience or she will drown in a sea of self pity and despair. Once the shock and resentment wears off, she'll handle it. I watched her today. She has that feeling of self and independence. She'll have to teach the child to live in her world and that's not going to be easy."

"But, Lord, I don't think she even believes in you."

God smiles. "No matter. I can fix that. This one is perfect. She has just enough selfishness."

The angel gasps, "Selfishness? Is that a virtue?"

God nods. "If she can't separate herself from the child occasionally, she'll never survive. Yes, there is a woman I will bless with a child less then perfect. She doesn't realize it yet, but she is to be envied. She will never take for granted a 'spoken word.' She will never consider a 'step' ordinary. When her child says 'Momma' for the first time, she will be present at a miracle and know it! When she describes a tree or a sunset to her blind child, she will see it as few people ever see my creations.

"I will permit her to see clearly the things I see - ignorance, cruelty, prejudice - and allow her to rise above them. She will never be alone. I will be at her side every minute of every day of her life because she is doing my work as surely as she is here by my side."

"And what about her patron saint?" asks the angel, his pen poised in mid air.

God smiles. "A mirror will suffice."

July 29, 2007

An angel known as Mom

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. The child asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

God replied, "Among the many angels, I chose one for you. Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel
will teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."
"I've heard that on Earth there are bad men. Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life."
"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.

"God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about me and will teach you the way to come back to me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."
"Her name is not important. You will simply call her
MOM
."

July 28, 2007

Quotes about Children by Famous Persons

  • Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
    - Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

     

  • A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
    - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

     

  • Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.
    - Anonymous

     

  • By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
    - Charles Wadsworth

     

  • Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
    - Anonymous

     

  • Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
    - Anonymous

     

  • Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
    - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

     

  • Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
    - Miriam Robbins

     

  • "Children need models rather than critics." -- Joseph Joubert

     

  • "Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home." -- Bill Cosby

     

  • "A baby is God's opinion that life should go on." -- Carl Sandburg

     

  • "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." -- Dr. Who

     

  • "You cannot catch a child's spirit by running after it; you must stand still and for love it will soon itself return." -- -Arthur Miller

     

  • "All children are gifted. Some just open their presents later than others." -- unknown

     

  • "It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us that they have no time left to learn." -- Eric Hoffer

     

  • "The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children." -- Clarence S. Darrow

     

  • "The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children." -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer

     

  • "Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's in trouble." -- Dennis Fakes

     

  • "The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children." -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, quoted in Look

     

  • "Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter. They increase the cares of life, but they mitigate the remembrance of death." -- Francis Bacon, Essays, 7, `Of Parents and Children'
  • Story: Don't Listen to Others

    Once upon a time there was a race ... of frogs The goal was to reach the top of a high tower. Many people gathered to see and support them. The race began. 

    In reality, the people probably didn’t believe that it was possible that the frogs reached the top of the tower, and all the phrases that one could here were of this kind : "What pain !!! They’ll never make it!" The frogs began to resign, except for one who kept on climbing The people continued : "... What pain !!! They’ll never make it!..." 

    And the frogs admitted defeat, except for the frog who continued to insist. At the end, all the frogs quit, except the one who, alone and with and enormous effort, reached the top of the tower. The others wanted to know how did he do it. One of them approached him to ask him how he had done it, to finish the race. 

    And discovered that he... was deaf! ...

    Never listen to people who have the bad habit of being negative... because they steal the best aspirations of your heart! Always remind yourself of the power of the words that we hear or read. That’s why, you always have to think positive POSITIVE ! 

    Conclusion: Always be deaf to someone who tells you that you can’t and won’t achieve your goals or make come true your dreams.

    July 27, 2007

    Who is a good friend?

    A good friend is
    Someone that warms
    Your heart each time
    They cross your mind.
    Like the fluttering
    Of butterfly wings,
    Thoughts of you
    Often cross my mind
    Keeping my heart nice
    And warm all the time!

    July 26, 2007

    Funny:Cartoon Laws of Physics

     

     

     

    Cartoon Law I

    Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.

    Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.

    Cartoon Law II

    Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly. Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease.

    Cartoon Law III

    Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.

    Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.

    Cartoon Law IV

    The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.

    Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful.

    Cartoon Law V

    All principles of gravity are negated by fear.

    Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel them directly away from the earth's surface. A spooky noise or an adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole. The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.

    Cartoon Law VI

    As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once.

    This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a character's head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled. A `wacky' character has the option of self- replication only at manic high speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.

    Cartoon Law VII

    Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot.

    This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space. The painter is flattened against the wall when he attempts to follow into the painting. This is ultimately a problem of art, not of science.

    Cartoon Law VIII

    Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.

    Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion- pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify.

    Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container.

    Cartoon Law IX

    Everything falls faster than an anvil.

    Cartoon Law X

    For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance.

    This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead.

    Cartoon Law Amendment A

    A sharp object will always propel a character upward.

    When poked (usually in the buttocks) with a sharp object (usually a pin), a character will defy gravity by shooting straight up, with great velocity.

    Cartoon Law Amendment B

    The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters.

    Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will. For instance, the Road Runner can materialize signs to express himself without speaking.

    Cartoon Law Amendment C

    Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries.

    They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky.

    Cartoon Law Amendment D

    Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths.

    Their operation can be wittnessed by observing the behavior of a canine suspended over a large vertical drop. Its feet will begin to fall first, causing its legs to stretch. As the wave reaches its torso, that part will begin to fall, causing the neck to strech. As the head begins to fall, tension is released and the canine will resume its regular proportions until such time as it strikes the ground.

    Cartoon Law Amendment E

    Dynamite is spontaneously generated in "C-spaces" (spaces in which cartoon laws hold).

    The process is analogous to steady-state theories of the universe which postulated that the tensions involved in maintianing a space would cause the creation of hydrogen from nothing. Dynamite quanta are quite large (stick sized) and unstable (lit). Such quanta are attracted to psychic forces generated by feelings of distress in "cool" characters (see Amendment B, which may be a special case of this law), who are able to use said quanta to their advantage. One may imagine C-spaces where all matter and energy result from primal masses of dynamite exploding. A big bang indeed.

    July 25, 2007

    Thought for the day

    "To dream anything that you want to dream,
    that is the beauty of the human mind.
    To do anything that you want to do,
    that is the strength of the human will.
    To trust yourself, to test your limits,
    that is the courage to succeed."
    - Bernard Edmonds

    Feel Good:Ultimate Collection of Aphorisms and Positive Messages

    1.*It's The Little Things That Makes Living Worthwhile.


    2.*The toughest thing about success is that you have to keep on being a success.


    3.*Anyone can win unless there happens to be a second entry.


    4.*The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.


    5.*Now or never was the time.


    6.*You won't win if you don't begin.


    7.*It is hard to fail, but it is worse to never to have tried to succeed.


    8.*Failure is not degeat, until you stop trying.


    9.*To dream of the person you'd like to be is to waste the person who you are.


    10.*Becoming number oen, is easier then remaining number one.


    11.*If you see someone without a smile, give them yours.


    12.*You don't have to lead, if you have the heart to come from behind.


    13.*Excuses only get you so far.


    14.*You are who you chose to be.


    15.*I loved him then, I love him still, Always have, Always will.


    16.*I've always believed that if you put in the work, the results will come.-Michael Jordan


    17.*Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is, had to begin where he was.


    18.*Nothing exsists that so fills and binds the heart as love does.


    19.*Pain is weakness leaving the body.


    20.*If you don't take a chance, you never really have one.


    21.*It's alright letting yourself go as long as you can get yourself back.


    22.*A bend in the road isn't the end of the road unless you take the wrong turn.


    23.*It's hard to answer 'whats wrong' when nothing is right.


    24.*You can fix your future, but you can't change the past, so make the most of love because it won't always last.


    25.*The only things in life you should regret are the risks in life you didn't take.


    26.*A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot.


    27.*All smiles should come from the heart.


    28.*Leadership a leader who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.


    29.*Live everyday like its your last, love evertime like its your first.


    30.*The love you can't have, Is the love that lasts the longest, Hurts the deepest, And feels the strongest.


    31.*Love is a part of life when understood makes you realize you never want to lose it.


    32.*You cannot question love. Especially when is has its own reasons.


    33.*Love is the only gift given to us.


    34.*You only get one true friend a lifetime who you can share everything with, when you get that one don't let go.


    35.*When we fall in love with someone special we don't want that feeling to end, for it turned us into everything we ever wanted to be and makes us feel that special feeling in our hearts, souls, body's, and minds.


    36.*Friends should always hold hands, but special friends don't have to because they know that other hand will ALWAYS be there for them.


    37.*Don't hold love in your hands because you'll never find the strength to let it go when it decides to leave, but hold it in your heart for you'll never have to let it go, because you'll know it'll always truly be there.


    38.*If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain; In order to love, you gotta risk the pain.


    39.*Love is a special feeling. You can't explain it. Sometimes you can't even understand it. But it is there. So don't make it so complicated. And just enjoy it. It'll be gone before you know it and you'll miss it so incredibly.


    40.*I'm the girl guys are friends with, not the girl guys date.


    41.*I'll have another chance, I'll find another guy, I'll see another day, and I'll build another world, and I'll find another life just like you told me to, I'll find another love, but there will never be another you.


    42.*Don't wast today regretting yesterday instead of making a memory for tomorrow.


    43.*You'll learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.


    44.*I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiled, the one who could brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.


    45.*Love is the fun in together, the sad in apart, and hope for tomorrow, the joy in the heart.


    46.*At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.


    47.*You know you love someone when you want them to be happy even if their happiness means you're not a part of it.


    48.*Success comes before work only in the dictionary.


    49.*Time is nature's way of keeping everything form happening all at once.


    50.*Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again; to hold someone, not for a moment but forever.


    51.*Keep the pictures they never change only the people in them do.


    52.*There were moments we laughed and cried, we always tood by each others side. Those many days we spent together, they will stay in my heart forever.


    53.*You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but u can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel.


    54.*Someday you will be sorry, someday when you're free, memories will remind you, that we were meant to be*


    55.*Wanting him is hard to get. Loving him is hard to regret. Losing him is hard to accept. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet.


    56.*Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It's means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.


    57.*I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.


    58.*I've learned that good-byes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories, good or bad, will bring tears; and words can never replace feelings.


    59.*You don't know how hard it is to get over you when every time I see you my heart begins to smile.


    60.*I was finally getting over you, thinking we were threw, i even had crushes on guys other then u, until one day i was in the halls, i hold my head high thinking i wasn't gonna fall then u had to smile at me and ruin it all.


    61.*I want to be able to hold your hand when I am hurting even if we are only friends, instead of having to hold someone else's because you are the one hurting me.


    62.*Now I say the things I want to say, sometimes its better letting go this way, I'll always know down in my soul we really had so far to go. I’ve given all I’ve had to give and now it's time for me to live. And I won’t look back and I won’t regret; though it hurts like hell; someday I may forget you.


    63.*I would rather be physically hurt than emotionally hurt...because you can put a Band-Aid on your finger, but not your heart.


    64.*We talk like we know what's going on, but we don't. We don't know anything. We're young and we're gonna screw-up a lot. We're gonna keep changing our minds and even sometimes our hearts. And through all that, the only real thing we can offer each other is forgiveness.


    65.*Although you may not love me, although you may not care, If you shall ever need me, you know that I'll always be there. Your love may all be taken, your heart may not be free, but when your heart is broken...you can always lean on me.


    66.*Your heart decides who it likes and who it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it all on its own when you least expect it or even when you don't want it to. It loves who it wants to and there is nothing you can do about it.


    67.*You never know how much someone means to you until you lose them.


    68.*We laughed until we had to cry, we loved right down to our last goodbye, but over the years we'll smile and recall for just one moment we had it all.


    69.*We may have lost friends, but we gained angels.


    70.*Learn from yesterday, live for today, dream for tomorrow.


    71.*There are many roads we have crossed, many hills we have climbed, and so many dreams we have yet to realize.


    72.*Act as though you were to live forever, and live as though you were to die tomorrow.


    73.*Work like you dont need the money, love like you'll never get hurt, dance like no one is watching.


    74.*To live our lives in our own way, to reach for the goals we have set for ourselves, to be what we want to be, that is success.


    75.*Tomorrow, today will be the past, live and make each moment last, the yesterdays and todays we'll never forget, I pray that the tomorrows well never regret.


    76.*Faces of old, faces of new, people we know and people we knew. Growing together and growing apart, always an ending and now a new start. At graduation we all grow nearer and all of our friends seem so much dearer. and as we say our final goodbye, one last embrace and one more cry, a 'keep in touch', and a 'promise I will', a 'remember when', but better still, a place in my heart you'll always stay. This is whats said we go our own way.


    77.*Things will change, time will pass, but the things that we share will last forever.


    78.*Behind us are the shadows of what might have been, and ahead the image of what we hope to be.


    79.*You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can’t forget. Those are your real friends.


    80.*Turns out it’s not where you are but who you're with that really matters.


    81.*Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.


    82.*We are all angels with one wing, in order for us to fly we must embrace each other.


    83.*The truly great person is the person who makes every person feel great.


    84.*Everyone is gifted, some just open their packages a little earlier.


    85.*The smallest oceans still make big waves.


    86.*If it looks good, you'll see it; If it sounds good, you'll hear it; If it's marketed right, you'll buy it; but if it's real, you'll feel it.


    87.*You don’t love me because I’m not perfect, but love is not finding the perfect person, it is seeing an imperfect person perfectly.


    88.*For all the times I never said what I should, I thank you for all the times you understood


    89.*The best way to destroy an enemy is to make them your friend


    90.*I keep on falling in and out of love with you. Sometimes I love you, sometimes you make me blue. Sometimes I feel good, at times I feel used. Loving you darlin makes me so confused.


    91.*You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.


    92.*Don’t wait, the time will never be just right.


    93.*I’ll be loving you forever, deep inside my heart you’ll leave me never. Even if you took my heart and tore it apart, I would love you still forever.


    94.*The key to anything is to use your strengths and hide your weaknesses.


    95.*What doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger.


    96.*If you are going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears.


    97.*I’m the one who wants to be with you, deep inside I hope you feel it too. Waited on a line of greens and blues, just to be the next with you.


    98.*The only way to succeed is to give 2% more than everyone else does.


    99.*Your only as strong as your will to live.


    100.*Now the strangest of feelings is having to turn away from someone who was you're everything.


    101.*Never forsake love and love will never forsake you.


    102.*When you find that true love..never release it....feel the romance and cherish the feeling...once it's presence is reached forfill every desire to the fullest...and do to your one and only soul mate.


    103.*Love can make you unrecognizable even to yourself.


    104.*Romance is finding true love in your best friend, lover and soul mate, and if the day comes when you must set true love free...though your heart aches and your soul cries, let it strengthen you and remember that in the soul true love never dies.


    105.*Love never asks why, it speaks from the heart or whispers from a distance.


    106.*A part of you has grown in me, together we shall be, never apart, maybe in distance, but not in the heart.


    107.*If I held a star for everytime you make me smile, an entire evening sky would be in the palms of my hands.


    108.*A heart truly in love never loses hope but always believes.


    109.*A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.


    110.*Love is the voice under all silences, the hope which has no opposite in fear; the strength so strong mere force is feebleness: the truth more first than sun, more last than star.


    111.*I've notice that being with you, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter, and life is so much sweeter. For being with you takes me to a different place...a place called love.


    112.*Brighter are my days peaceful are my nights, since the day your heart met mine and shone loves beautiful light.I knew it was meant to be right. Even though were not together your still on my mind each passing night.


    113.*Love is meant to be used, so why save it for someone when the person youre saving it for could be right in front of you.


    114.*Love is like a cloud, love is like a dream. Love is one word and everything in between. Love is a fairtale that has come true, because I found love when I found you.


    115.*Close your eyes, take my hand, and jump. I'll never let you fall, and if you do, we'll fall together that way we can help each other back up.


    116.*Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but rising each time we do.


    117.*A weaker man might have walked away but you had faith, you stayed.


    118.*We may fight and we may cry but our friendship will never die. Faith brought us together, destiny took us apart, someday we might be together if we only follow our hearts.


    119.*I've learned that good-byes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories, good or bad, will bring tears; and words can never replace feelings.


    120.*Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.


    121.*Go for that someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.


    122.*Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.


    123.*Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.


    124.*Who in the world wouldn't give to be 15 again. To have all your dreams intact and the world at your fingertips.


    125.*Only time is capable of understanding how great love is.


    126.*Don't ever be afraid to try to make things better you might be surprised at the results.


    127.*Do all the good you can, In all the ways you can, In all the places you can, At all the times you can, To all the people you can , As long as you ever can.


    128.*Don't ever feel threatened by the future, take life one day at a time.


    129.*Don't ever feel guilty about the past what's done is done. Learn from any mistakes you might have made.


    130.*Don't ever feel that you are alone there is always somebody there for you to reach out to.


    131.*Don't ever forget that you can achieve so many of the things you can imagine. ... It's not as hard as it seems.


    132.*Don't ever stop loving don't ever stop believing, don't ever stop dreaming your dreams.


    133.*Take risks. Even if it turns out badly, learn from your mistake and move on.


    134.*Know that everything happens for a reason.


    135.*Volunteer to be the first to do something. It earns you respect from others.


    136.*Always push yourself to fulfill your greatest potential. Never settle for second best.


    137.*Make a lot of memories. They are your most precious possession.


    138.*There are many roads we have crossed, many hills we have climbed, and so many dreams we have yet to realize.


    139.*Act as though you were to live forever, and live as though you were to die tomorrow.


    140.*Work like you don't need the money, love like you'll never get hurt, dance like no one is watching.


    141.*To live our lives in our own way, to reach for the goals we have set for ourselves, to be what we want to be, that is success.


    142.*We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.- Tim McGraw


    143.*I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


    144.*A true friend never gets in your way Unless you happen to be going down.


    145.*Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.


    146.*Do not save your loving speeches For your friends till they are dead; Do not write them on their tombstones, Speak them rather now instead.


    147.*Whatever the mind can conceive, the heart can believe, and the body can achieve.


    148.*Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have, or could have had.


    149.*Live everyday like its the last, Don't continue to hang in the past. All that is left is whats ahead, Laugh and play and don't act dead. Life is short so they say, Live your life for everyday.


    150.*In order to get some happiness, you've got to bring some happiness.


    151.*Never give up on what you want for you'll eventually get it.


    152.*A true friend will love you for who you were, who you are, and who you are about to become.


    153.*Even though you say you are nobody; remember you ARE somebody.


    154.*What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.


    155.*Let your actions allow you to make history not just become a part of it.


    156.*Stay strong and keep it real for you have to live life to the fullest and to the end.


    157.*The only thing that seperates us and success is fear and the only thing that overcomes fear is faith.


    158.*Live life to the fullest for you never know when it may be taken away.


    159.*A successful person is not the one that breezes through life, but the one that overcomes the challenges set in front of them.


    160.*Even if we never talk again, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you meant to me.


    161.*The perfect person for you may not be for others, but they are the most beautiful person in your eyes so take what you got and stop worrying if there is anyone else.


    162.*Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.


    163.*Don't let the special people in your life pass you by, never let them go even if they are only left in your heart.


    164.*Our lives can cahnge with ever breath we take.


    165.*If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.


    166.*Be more concerned about your character than your reputation because your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think of you.


    167.*Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.


    168.*The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.


    169.*I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.


    170.*Don't ever be reluctant to show your feelings when you're happy, give in to it. When you're not, live with it.


    171.*Don't ever be afraid to try to make things better you might be surprised at the results.


    172.*Don't ever stop loving don't ever stop believing, don't ever stop dreaming your dreams.


    173.*It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are.


    174.*Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.


    175.*No matter all your wrongs there's just something you need to see, in my heart you'll always be another perfect memory.


    176.*Character is not what people make of you but what you make of yourself.


    177.*To me, the best feeling in the world is when the person u care most about looks in your eyes and simply says "I Love You" because at that moment you know that you are so special to that person and that no one could ever make them feel the way you do.

    July 24, 2007

    Don't be like me

    When I was in the 8th grade, i met a boy there named ricky. We were
    in the same homeroom and the same p.E. Class, and we started to talk and be friends
    right off the bat. Well, as I started learning more and more about him, I learned that this
    wasnt his 1st year in the 8th grade, and it wasnt his 2nd or 3rd either. This was his 4th
    year in the eigth grade. I soon learned that he had a problem, or actually had 2
    problems. 

    First, he smoked a lot. Second, he did drugs. Not soon after that, a teacher
    told me that she and some other teachers had tried to help him quit a few years before, and
    he wanted to just as badly, but his body started rejecting the fact that it didnt have the
    drugs in his system;

    so he eventually fell back to doing them both. One day a month or two
    after I was told this by this teacher, we were in p.E. And he hadnt said a single word
    the whole period. Then, all of a sudden he said something to me. He said, "dont be like
    me." that was all he said. 

    Then it was time to go in for class. He walked straight out the
    door of the school and never came back. Now, about a year ago, i got the news that he
    died. He died because he overdosed. Now, all i try to remember is the simple four
    words that he left me with. I look at these words not only him saying not to do drugs and
    smoke, but also get into the same situations as he did and dig yourself a huge hole. 

    I hope you can get something out of this in some way, it has helped me through a 
    lot and im sure it can help others. And it proves that you can learn stuff
    from the people who may be thought the dumbest.

    July 23, 2007

    Get Inspired: Tell them how you feel

    A while ago, I had a question. It was "Why do we dream when it never turns into reality and only dissapoints us?" I never got the answer from my friends, they couldn't answer it. But after much soul-searching, I think I've found the answer to this burning question. As I lay in bed one night, overcome with depression and dispair. I had no idea where my life was going, or where things would end up. I could see no end to my sadness, and no light. There was nothing to look forward to, and nothing to look back on and smile. The things were there, I see that now, but at the time there was a misty fog over them. Now, if asked to think back and smile, I could do it for hours, but for those few hours that night I could find none. As I read over my diary - ah, my diary. The one true thing I've trusted. The only one who knows it all. I've kept it for almost a year now and the joy it brings to know there's somewhere I can truely express myself. But as I read over the years events I realised that although there were ups and downs, the ups definately over-weighed the downs and as I sat there reading, I found the answer to my question. I now realise that we are not dissapointed because our dreams fail to make it to reality. We are dissapointed because we fail to lead are lives in the direction of our dreams. Dreams are miraculous things, but even miracles need a push sometimes, and sometimes we need to push our lives towards them to get things started. Just like if you want something, push yourself towards it. It might push you back, but at least you learned trying.

    "Always tell people how you feel about them. If you tell them, it may break your heart, but by saying nothing you might break theirs"

    July 22, 2007

    Funny:Windows Taglines

    After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its Windows Vista operating system, "Wow", I couldn't help wondering: what were
    the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a
    while, they became obvious.

    Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh?
    Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn't it?
    Windows 286: Yeah, we're still kidding.
    Windows 386: Going boldly where Desqview has been for years.
    Windows 3.0: It's finally worth buying!
    Windows 3.1: It's finally worth using!
    Windows 95: Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.
    Windows 98: More usable! Less stable!
    Windows 98SE: More stable! Less usable!
    Windows ME: Less usable AND less stable!
    NT 1.0: Give me more hardware! NOW!!!
    NT 2.0: Dammit, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!
    NT 3.0: Which part of "more hardware" do you not understand?
    NT 3.5: With enough hardware, I'd work. Honest.
    NT 4.0: Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half
    the speed.
    Windows 2K: Works almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!
    Windows XP: It just works.

    Now, Windows Vista: Wow!

    July 21, 2007

    Poem:Girl in the Mirror

    When you get what you want
    In your struggle for self
    And the world makes you queen for a day,
    Go to the mirror and look at yourself
    And see what that girl has to say.

    For it isn't your father
    Or mother or man
    Whose Judgements on you must pass
    The person whose verdict counts most in life
    Is the girl staring back in the glass

    She's the one to please
    Never mind all the rest,
    For she's with you clear to the end.
    And you've past your most difficult and dangerous test
    If that girl in the glass is your friend.

    You can fool all the world down the pathway of years,
    And get pats on the back as you pass.
    But, your final reward
    Will be heartaches and tears
    If you've cheated that girl in the glass

    I didnt write this- the author is unknown

    July 20, 2007

    Fun:Do you have an Email-id? Then, You must read this

    An unemployed man goes to try for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner. The manager there arranges for an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping of). After the test, the manager says: You will be appointed on the scale of $30 per day. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and advise you where to report for work on your first day.

    Taken aback, the unemployed man protests that he is neither in possession of a computer nor of an e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies: Well, then, that really means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed.

    Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and only having about $10 left, he decides to buy a 10 kg box of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells the tomatoes singly at 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost a $100 before going to sleep that night. And thus it dawns on the man that he could quite easily make a living selling tomatoes. Getting up early and earlier every day and going to bed later and later, he multiplies his hoard of profits in quite a short time.

    Not too long thereafter, he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again shortly afterwards on a pick-up truck. By the end of the first year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks and manages a staff of several hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes.

    Considering the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life insurance. Calling an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. At the end of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order that he might forward the documentation. When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned: What, you don't even have e-mail? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine where you would have been by now, if you had been connected from the very start! After a moment's silence, the tomato millionaire replied: Sure! I would have been a cleaner at Microsoft!

    Morals of the story:
    1: The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.
    2: Get e-mail, if you want to be a cleaner at Microsoft.
    3: If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire.
    4: Seeing that you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closer to becoming a cleaner than you are to becoming a millionaire.
    5: If you do have a computer and e-mail, you're already being taken to the cleaners by Microsoft!

    July 19, 2007

    Simple Facts of Life

    1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.

    2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.

    3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.

    4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

    5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

    6. You mean the world to someone.

    7. Without you, someone may not be living.

    8. You are special and unique, in your own way.

    9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.

    10. Even when you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

    11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look. You most likely turned your back on the world.

    12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it. If you believe in yourself, though, you probably will get it sooner or later.

    13. Always remember compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

    14. Always tell someone how you feel about them. You will feel much better when they know.

    15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

    July 18, 2007

    Quotable Quotes

    "Many people will walk in and out of your life,
    but only true friends will leave footprints in
    your heart."

    To handle yourself, use your head;
    To handle others, use your heart.

    Anger is only one letter short of danger.

    If someone betrays you once, it's his fault;
    If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.

    Great minds discuss ideas;
    Average minds discuss events;
    Small minds discuss people.

    God gives every bird its food,
    But he does not throw it into its nest.

    He who loses money, loses much;
    He who loses a friend, loses more;
    He who loses faith, loses all.

    Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
    But beautiful old people are works of art.

    Learn from the mistakes of others.
    You can't live long enough to make them all
    yourself.

    The tongue weighs practically nothing,
    But so few people can hold it.

    Thank you for stepping into my life..........

    Send this to all the people who have made even the
    smallest footprint in your life.

    July 17, 2007

    Funny:ITS Helpdesk Support Request Form

    1. Describe your problem:

    ________________________________________________________________

    2. Now, describe the problem accurately:

    ________________________________________________________________

    3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:

    ________________________________________________________________

    4. Problem Severity:

    A. Minor__

    B. Minor__

    C. Minor__

    D. Trivial__

    5. Nature of the problem:

    A. Locked Up__

    B. Frozen__

    C. Hung__

    D. Strange Smell__

    6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

    7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

    8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

    9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

    10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

    11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__

    12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

    13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__

    14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

    15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

    16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself.
    ________________________________________________________

    17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
    __________________________________________________________

    18. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in?
    __________________________________________________________

    19. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

    20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR?__

    21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

    22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

    23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__

    24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

    25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

    26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__

    27. Can you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__

    July 16, 2007

    Story:Today is the day

    This teenager lived alone with his mother, and the two of them had

    a very special relationship. Even though the son was always on the bench,

    his mother was always in the stands cheering. She never missed a game.

    This young man was still the smallest of the class when he entered high school.

    But his mother continued to encourage him but also made it very clear that

    he did not have to play football if he didn't want to. But the young man loved

    football and decided to hang in there.


    He was determined to try his best at every practice, and perhaps he'd

    get to play when he became a senior. All through high school he never

    missed a practice nor a game, but remained a bench warmer all four years.

    His faithful mother was always in the stands, always with words of encouragement for him.


    When the young man went to college, he decided to try out for the

    football team as a "walk-on." Everyone was sure he could never make the

    cut, but he did. The coach admitted that he kept him on the roster because

    he always puts his heart and soul into every practice, and at the same time,

    provided the other members with the spirit and hustle they badly needed.

    The news that he had survived the cut thrilled him so much that he rushed to

    the nearest phone and called his mother. His mother shared his excitement

    and was sent season tickets for all the college games. This persistent

    young athlete never missed practice during his four years at college, but he

    never got to play in the game. It was the end of his senior football season, and

    as he trotted onto the practice field shortly before the big playoff game,

    the coach met him with a telegram. The young man read the telegram and he

    became deathly silent. Swallowing hard, he mumbled to the coach, "My mother

    died this morning. Is it all right if I miss practice today?"


    The coach put his arm gently around his shoulder and said, "Take the

    rest of the week off, son. And don't even plan to come back to the game on Saturday.


    Saturday arrived, and the game was not going well. In the third

    quarter, when the team was ten points behind, a silent young man quietly

    slipped into the empty locker room and put on his football gear. As he ran

    onto the sidelines, the coach and his players were astounded to see their

    faithful teammate back so soon. "Coach, please let me play. I've just got

    to play today," said the young man. The coach pretended not to hear him.

    There was no way he wanted his worst player in this close playoff game. But

    the young man persisted, and finally feeling sorry for the kid, the coach gave in.


    "All right," he said. "You can go in." Before long, the coach, the players

    and everyone in the stands could not believe their eyes. This little

    unknown, who had never played before was doing everything right. The

    opposing team could not stop him. He ran, he passed, blocked and tackled

    like a star. His team began to triumph. The score was soon tied. In the

    closing seconds of the game, this kid intercepted a pass and ran all the way

    for the winning touchdown. The fans broke loose. His teammates hoisted him

    onto their shoulders. Such cheering you've never heard! Finally, after the

    stands had emptied and the team had showered and left the locker room, the

    coach noticed that the young man was sitting quietly in the corner

    all alone. The coach came to him and said, "Kid, I can't believe it. You

    were fantastic! Tell me what got into you? How did you do it?" He looked at
    the coach, with tears in his eyes, and said, "Well, you knew my mom died, but

    did you know that my mom was blind?" The young man swallowed hard and forced 
    a smile, "Mom came to all my games, but today was the first time she could see me play, 
    and I wanted to show her I could do it!"

    July 15, 2007

    Etiquette Guidelines for Fun

    PERSONAL HYGIENE
    • Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
    • While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
    • Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days.
    • However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
    • Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to alter the taste of finger foods.
    • Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. It's a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.


    DINING OUT
    • When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
    • Remember to leave a generous tip for good service. After all, their
      mobile home costs just as much as yours.


    ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
    • A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
    • Do not allow the dog to eat at the table . . . no matter how good his manners are.
    • Be considerate of your guests. Point out in advance where the injury-threatening springs are located on the sofa.
    • If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the decency to
      leave them alone for a few minutes.


    DATING (Outside the Family)
    • Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
    • No matter how broke you are, never take your date flowers that were stolen from a cemetery.
    • Be aggressive. Let her know you are interested: "I've been wanting to go
      out with you since I read that stuff on the men's bathroom wall two years ago."
    • Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say "10:00." Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it's
      the boy's responsibility to get her to school on time.
    • If a girl's name does not appear regularly on a bathroom wall, water tower, or an overpass, odds are good that the date will end in frustration.
    • Even if you can't get a date, avoid kidnapping. It's bad for your reputation.


    THEATER ETIQUETTE
    • Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
    • Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven
      they can't hear you.


    WEDDINGS
    • Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
    • Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.
    • When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is.
    • Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut.
    • A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective but also a proven fly deterrent.
    • For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a natty appearance.
    • Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.


    DRIVING ETIQUETTE
    • Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
    • When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
    • Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
    • When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
    • Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
    • Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
    • Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.


    TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
    • Never take a beer to a job interview or ask if they press charges.
    • Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
    • Always say "Excuse me" after getting sick in someone else's car.
    • It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
    • Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
    • The socially refined never fish coins out of public toilets, especially if other people are around.
    • If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
    • Always provide an alibi to the police for family members.

    July 14, 2007

    Genie Joke:Think before you ask a Wish

    An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers that he has a Manischevitz wine bottle. It appears that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. This genie appears to be a Hassidic rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, etc.

    "Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."

    "I'm not going to trust you," says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!"

    "What do you have to lose? It looks like you're a goner anyway!"

    The Arab thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

    "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."

    ***POOF***

    The Arab finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

    "OK, kid, what's your second wish."

    "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

    ***POOF***

    The Arab finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

    "OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

    After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says: "I wish I were white and surrounded by beautiful women."

    ***POOF***

    The Arab is turned into a Tampax.

    The moral of the story is: Be careful of what you wish for. There may be a string attached. 

    Courtesy: a forwarded email

    Windows Error Messages in Haiku style

    In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced their impersonal and
    unhelpful error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry. Each only 17
    syllables. Ingenious!

    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
    ------------------------
    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.
    ------------------------
    The Web site you seek
    Cannot be located but
    Countless more exist.
    ------------------------
    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
    ------------------------
    ABORTED effort:
    Close all that you have worked on.
    You ask way too much.
    ------------------------
    Yesterday it worked.
    Today it is not working.
    Windows is like that.
    ------------------------
    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    So beautifully.
    ------------------------
    With searching comes loss
    And the presence of absence:
    "My Novel" not found.
    ------------------------
    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao, until
    You bring fresh toner.
    ------------------------
    Stay the patient course.
    Of little worth is your ire.
    The network is down.
    ------------------------
    A crash reduces
    Your expensive computer
    To a simple stone.
    ------------------------
    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes, and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.
    ------------------------
    You step in the stream,
    But the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.
    ------------------------
    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.
    ------------------------
    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.
    ------------------------
    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

    July 13, 2007

    Funny Computer Error Messages

  • Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
  • COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
  • Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
  • 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
  • Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
  • Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  • C:WINDOWS95 C:WINDOWS95GO C:PCCRAWL
  • C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
  • Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
  • The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
  • BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
  • The name is Baud......, James Baud.
  • BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
  • Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
  • C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  • Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
  • Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
  • As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
  • Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
  • Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
  • E Pluribus Modem
  • ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  • Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
  • A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
  • An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
  • CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
  • Does fuzzy logic tickle?
  • A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
  • 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
  • Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
  • Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
  • SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
  • Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
  • Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
  • RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
  • Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
  • All computers wait at the same speed.
  • DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
  • Press -- to continue ...
  • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
  • ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
  • E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
  • Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
  • All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
  • Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
  • "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
  • DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
  • Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
  • Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
  • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
  • Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
  • REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
  • Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~"
  • Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  • Read my chips: No new upgrades!
  • Hit any user to continue.
  • 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
  • I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
  • Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
  • Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
  • Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
  • Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
  • (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
  • (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
  • If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
  • Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
  • Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
  • "Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand." 
  • Courtesy: a forwarded email.

    July 12, 2007

    Petroleum Wars: USA is World's biggest consumer of Petrol



    Look at the picture from Economist to understand why USA loves to go to war with Middle Eastern countries.


    That reminds me of the other print ad that was featured in other blog post 60 Most creative print ads.




    Holy Oil!

    Power Hack: How to print a Microsoft Word Document without a Printer (Picture)

    This is sent by one of my friend who is working as a System Admin. of a local IT firm.

    Hilarious and funny - The picture is self-explanatory. A girl wanted to print a Microsoft Word document urgently. Unfortunately, the printer was not working - she called the ITS Help Desk.

    And meanwhile, she printed the Word Document like this :



    What an wonderful way to print in an emergency, will it qualify for the "Hack of the Year"?

    :-)

    July 7, 2007

    Fun:Attention Spammers

    I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
    forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.

    Because of your kindness :

    I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for
    removing toilet stains.

    I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
    with AIDS

    I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
    cause cancer.

    I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
    dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls
    to Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.

    I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get
    sick from the rat shit and urine.

    When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
    is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my
    kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

    I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
    that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
    (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

    My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
    paid vacation to Disneyland.

    Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh
    Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..Now most of those "Wishes" are already married
    (to someone else)!

    Nobody is giving free ipods for joining some community on orkut.

    You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send
    them to your friends.

    If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
    "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my
    E-Mail account!


    IMPORTANT NOTE:
    If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10
    seconds,
    a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.


    Give me a break!!

    Cute Animals - A Photo Slideshow



    Created from the images I got from an email. Credits to the photographers.

    The Wisdom of the Heart:Photo Essay

    Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.



    Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.



    Sleep is the best meditation.



    Spend some time alone every day.



    We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves.



    Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.



    We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection.




    Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.


    If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them.



    The ultimate authority must always rest with the individual's own reason and critical analysis.

    Quotes by Dalai Lama the 14th

    Photos by Flickr Photographers
    (Hover your mouse over each photo to know the details;
    click on it to visit the photo page on flickr)

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    July 6, 2007

    Pretty Good Cartoons for a Hearty Laugh

    A collection of cartoons that will make you laugh and think. Enjoy!





    Environment:





    Poverty:





    Population:





    Humanity(Modern):





    Terrorism (That is the flag of peace)+:



    LOC Problem: (Drawing lines, trapping free birds)



    Leader:





    Suicide Scenario:

    July 4, 2007

    Fun:Life before Computers

    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A cursor used profanity
    And a keyboard was on a piano!

    Memory was something that you lost with age
    And a CD was a bank account
    And if you had a corrupted disk
    It would hurt when you found out!

    Compress was what you did to garbage
    Not something you did to a file
    And if you unzipped anything in public
    You'd be in jail for a while!

    Log on was adding wood to a fire
    A hard drive was a trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
    And a backup happened to the commode!

    Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
    Pasting, you did with glue.
    The Web was where a spider lived
    And a virus was the flu!

    July 3, 2007

    21 Reasons why I am happy without a Girlfriend

    1. I can stare at any Girl....... 

     

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    2. I don't have to spend money on her. 

     

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    3. I won't get boring result in my board papers. 

     

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    4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

     

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    5. If I don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump me. 

     

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    6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. 

     

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    7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

     

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    8. I won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for me.

     

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    9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that I can't do anything according my wishes anymore.  

     

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    10. I can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family  life.   

     

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    11. I won't have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more endless waiting for my date to arrive at some weird shop place.

     

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    12. I can have more friends, as I will have more time for them.  I can blog more (;p)

     

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    13. I wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports and docs.

     

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    14. I wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, I'll sin less. 

     

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    15. I can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. 

     

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    16. I wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with my folks.

     

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    17. No nonstop nonsense. 

     

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    18. I wont have drown in the pool of her tears. 

     

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    19. No tension. 

     

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    20. I can be "myself" 

     

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    21. I wont have to hide my telephone bills.....

    July 2, 2007

    Are you throwing your boomerang today?

    Whether you realize it or not, you are throwing the boomerang today. As you know, a boomerang is an angular club you toss away from you that eventually returns to you. In the game of life, you throw the boomerang daily, in the form of actions and behaviors that you send out into the world, and which return to you at some later date -- often multiplied on the rebound.

    You've probably heard this principle stated in different ways, including, What goes around comes around. Or the Biblical phrases, Give and it shall be given unto you and As you sow, so shall you reap.

    But how does this principle apply to your day-to-day life Simply put, if you treat others with love and respect, you will find that others will generally love and respect you. If you serve others, you will likely be served. Of course, this law also applies to negative behaviors. If you are critical and judgmental, don't be surprised when you are criticized and judged.

    Many people don't believe in the boomerang principle because they fail to view it with a long term perspective. In fact, the return for your actions is seldom immediate. There is often a delay between your actions and the rebounding consequences.

    People also have trouble with this concept because they look for the return to come from the same person to whom they gave something. It doesn't usually work that way. You'll never know where the return will be coming from -- or when it will arrive -- but it always comes.

    It's really quite simple send it out and receive it back. So, if you want to receive love....give love. If you want people to appreciate you....show your appreciation for others. And if you want others to help you, then lend a helping hand yourself.

    You have the power to create the life you want. It all depends on how you throw the boomerang!

    Courtesy:
    http://www.pravsworld.com